Aug 29 2008

Preview: Man Utd v Zenit St. Petersburg

Tag: Game PreviewRed Ranter @ 10:00

Today is 07/08 season hangover day. A day where we play a game to prove we are better than a team that didn’t qualify for the Champions’ League. To be honest, I don’t get the point of a Super Cup. It’s not really super, whether we win it or lose it. Playing the UEFA Cup winners could be tricky, but it’s more like a glorified version of the Community Shield — a curtain raiser to the footballing calendar in Europe.

But, I do want us to win this one. The Super Cup doesn’t come every day, so I’d gladly take this, as well as the World Club Championship later this year.

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Aug 28 2008

Manchester United’s 08/09 Champions’ League Opponents

Tag: Daily RoundupRed Ranter @ 10:00

Today is the Champions’ League draw. This, coupled with the lack of progress on the Berbatov front (only four days to go), have made my job infinitely easier — I don’t have to come up with a longish post today.

Since the Champions’ League draw starts at 4:30pm (BST) I will leave the stage to you to come up with your predictions for our opponents. (I know, I can be a lazy prick at times).

So here are the pots:

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Aug 27 2008

Some Words on Vidic + Fabio’s Cracker + Berbayawn

Tag: Daily RoundupRed Ranter @ 10:00

Sometimes honesty can be misplaced and ill-advised. Most of what Vidic said was true. Perhaps he could have been less honest about some of the stuff he said. Or perhaps, should we applaud him for his honesty?

Who knows, really! But what irks me is the tone adopted on some of the broad sheets.

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Aug 26 2008

Portsmouth 0-1 Man Utd: Fletcher Seals First Win

Tag: Site NewsRed Ranter @ 10:10

Ah, the sweet smell of victory! It was by the slimmest of margins. It again showed what we lack as a side, while also clearly showing our strengths. But the win — despite what the scoreline suggested — was achieved while playing some good football.

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Aug 25 2008

Preview: Portsmouth v Man Utd

Tag: Game PreviewRed Ranter @ 10:10

It’s bank holiday Monday as United travel to Fratton Park in what has proven to be a tricky encounter in recent times. Last season Paul Scholes’ opener was cancelled out by Benjani’s equaliser giving us a 1-1 draw. It was one of the wretched few games that kick started, what turned out to be, a rather famous season.

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Aug 22 2008

Ronaldo Returns + Fergie’s Optimism Dips + Squad ‘Swells’

Tag: Daily RoundupRed Ranter @ 17:29

According to reports, a Manchester United player who goes by the name Cristiano Ronaldo has just returned to light training.

I was curious, so I looked up Wikipedia and did my research about this player — because, you know, it’s always good to get your facts right about lesser known players. I found out that he’s got great pace and can get past defenders with ease. He also scored 42 goals last season and played three months carrying an injury. So he must be some player.

So this some player has returned to light training and concentrated on jogging all week.

Oh.

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Aug 21 2008

Easter Island Head To Arsenal: Funniest. Transfer. Ever.

Tag: Daily RoundupRed Ranter @ 10:00

So everyone knows this by now. It’s not an April fool’s joke because, well, it’s not April. It’s cold hard truth.

Excuse me for a moment.

Hahahahahaha!

Ahem. Ok.

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Aug 20 2008

Don’t Hate Daniel Levy

Tag: Opinions/ColumnsPenguin @ 16:14

[Ed: This may be a little, shall we say, contrary to general United fan opinion. But sit back and try to wrap your heads around it for a change.]

“God, don’t we all just want Daniel Levy to fuck off? I mean, I can’t see why he doesn’t just accept defeat and sell us Berbatov. He knows he’s going to have to eventually anyway, so he should just get it over with now so we can all get on with our lives. And that tapping-up complaint he filed is a load of shit. By the time he gets his head out of his arse, we’ll be five points off the pace. He is behaving unprofessionally and generally like a cock, and I hate him.”

Do you agree with the above? Then you must be a blinkered United fan like me, because any objective (or for that matter, and other type of) observer should have nothing but praise for Levy’s actions.

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Aug 19 2008

All Quiet on the Berba Front and Nothing Else…

Tag: Site NewsRed Ranter @ 10:00

Yes. It’s gone all quiet. There is deafening silence. For all of Dimitar Berbatov’s reported pleading to be allowed to follow his dreams, there is really nothing happening at all. Instead the papers have decided to lazily speculate that we’re interested in the likes of Huntelaar, although there has been little, by way of credible evidence, to suggest such an interest recently.

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Aug 18 2008

Man Utd 1-1 Newcastle: Deja vu?

Tag: Match ReportsRed Ranter @ 10:00

A start similar to last season, only improved by the fact that this was a score draw unlike the 0-0 start against Reading.

On a day when Chelsea thumped a piss poor Pompey, it’s sad when the only good thing one can report was Aston Villa’s dismantling of City. Personally the day was made worse when I found, to my horror, that I am #121 out of the #173 members that had signed up for the RR Fantasy League.

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