Mar 18 2010

What Would You Ask Sir Alex Ferguson?

Ever wondered what it’s like to ask Sir Alex Ferguson THE question? Well now, courtesy of our football crazy mates at Betfair, you have the chance to do so.

Simply post your question in the comments section below before Friday 19th March and then tune in to www.betfairfootball.com to see one lucky reader’s question answered.

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Nov 25 2009

Let’s all laugh at Liverpool

I don’t indulge in schadenfreude, but I’ll make an exception. I had a long day outdoors, getting stuff fixed etc., so imagine my horror when I discovered what I’d missed in the day’s Champions League action. I surely didn’t feel I deserved to miss the occasion as it happened.

So, to make up for my loss, I thought let’s have a dedicated thread in revelling in someone else’s misfortune.

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Oct 19 2009

Ronaldo’s career to end by February

Tag: Fun/Off the RecordRed Ranter @ 10:50

I don’t normally obsess over ex-players but every now and then, one encounters opportunities that are just too good to pass up. Today there was one, courtesy the Daily Mail. The story runs thus: a witch doctor who was hired to put a hex on Ronaldo has said that Ronaldo’s career is going to end in about four months.

The voodoo attacker, who calls himself Pepe, insists it is no coincidence that the Real Madrid forward suffered an ankle injury days after the so-called curse came to light. And now he says there will be a further blow and that Ronaldo will ‘have to stop for two or three months, and then will come the final injury.

‘In four months maximum, he will never be able to play football,’ Pepe told Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha.

Furthermore he claims a witch hired to counteract his powers will only make things worse because: ‘My magic is black and this will accelerate the process.

Go on, read the whole article. This weekend we’ve had a goal scored by a beach ball, and now, confirmation that there’s a war going on in black magic land, presumably in a parallel dimension (of Tolkienesque proportions) that decides the fate of the most expensive pair of legs in world football. I think I have seen everything there is left to see in football.

Filed as #7684, in the list of shit you just can’t make up.


Oct 13 2009

On Ferguson and ref rage

This is going to be a delayed reaction to the Ferguson-Alan Wiley incident, but it’s international week, we have little else to talk about, so… sit tight, and read.

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Sep 20 2009

Latest in the ‘Welcome to Manchester’ Pixel Wars…

Tag: Fun/Off the RecordRed Ranter @ 22:44

Welcome to Manchester

credit pixeljunkie


Sep 17 2009

Want two free pairs of tickets for the United – City game on Sunday?

Tag: Fun/Off the RecordRed Ranter @ 14:24

With Champions League action safely out of the way, United fans can now look forward to the big game on Sunday. Yes, it’s the Manchester derby and after last Saturday, when United overcame an early goal and a sending off to thrash Tottenham 3-1 at White Hart Lane and City humbled Arsenal with a 4-2 beating at Eastlands, this Sunday promises to be a cracking game.

And if you haven’t secured tickets for the game yet, this is your lucky day.

Red Rants have teamed up with Betfair, new official betting partners for Manchester United, to give away two pairs of tickets, for FREE, to the Sunday game.

To enter the competition all you have to do is to click HERE to open a Betfair account and fund it with £25. You will then automatically be entered into the draw to win one of two pairs of tickets to the Manchester derby, where you could be enjoying the beating United hand out to their City rivals from the East Stand.

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Aug 16 2009

The Manchester United Pledge

With United due to kick off not too long from now, the lovely folks at Nike got in touch with us to show a preview video featuring Rio, Welbeck, Gibson, Rooney and Evra.

Preview will follow soon. Stay tuned.


Jul 21 2009

Roy Keane sings a song for Ronaldo

Keano sings the Ronaldo song, from the Ian Dempsey breakfast show podcast.

Click here for direct link or click here to stream.


Jun 16 2009

Et tu, Rio?

Tag: Fun/Off the RecordRed Ranter @ 17:21

I don’t like to deal with the usual tabloid guff. But this is outrageous. And unavoidable! (via Daily Mail)

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Jun 03 2009

Wednesday Portrait: On Girly Men

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via the keen-eyed men (non-girly ones, presumably) at Dirty Tackle.

Meanwhile, Chris Toy at the excellent Studs Up has a caption (and a comic) for it: The Iberian Lesbian, apparently. Heh!

On that note, enjoy your Wednesday.



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