United off on a Swan hunt

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2BAFC8BA00000578-3212002-image-m-11_1440620816668Bank holiday weekend is upon us and football is already twice as drunk as your Nan. This weekend has begun with more shocks than a Guantanamo-themed birthday party.

After two defeats last season that felt like sucker punches, United will hope to put an end to their losing streak against Swansea. It won’t be easy as the outfit from Wales’ second city looks to be a side in form at the moment that is ever improving under the leadership of Gary Monk.

While Jonjo Shelvey may give us an idea of what a Chernobyl victim at the centre of the blast may look like he is currently proving to be a fairly shrewd midfield powerhouse.

Swansea are moving like a well-oiled machine, whereas United are more like an old toaster. It’ll get the job done but it might burn your house down.

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Apart from Phil Jones the entire team is fit, so United’s injury crisis has yet to fully kick in. With Jonny Evans leaving the club one crisis is already being averted.

It might have been because his eyes were too far apart, but the Irish centre back just never fit the mould of a Manchester United footballer.

With Evans gone it is almost guaranteed that United will simultaneously lose Daly Blind and Chris Smalling to bird flu, while Marcos Rojo will be forced to return to Argentina to ensure Antonio Banderas never appears in a production of Evita again. Up-front, Wayne Rooney ended his goalscoring drought on Wednesday as United finally looked fluent going forward but things are expected to be a lot harder against Swansea than they were against Brugge.

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Swansea also boast a fully fit side that have the consistency of a Mary Berry cheesecake. Solid at the back and dangerous up front, the Welsh side will be tough to break down.

Key men

With his hat-trick in midweek and a somewhat disappointing reign as captain Wayne Rooney will have to do a lot to prove that he can lead this United side.

The England striker is currently doing his annual impression of a bag of cement. A touch that is shakier than Michael J Fox’s signature and a lack of pace that wouldn’t look out of sorts at a fat fighters relay race.

His performance on Wednesday showed he might not be quite as finished as some thought but it might have also papered on the cracks, for United still need another striker.

Sunday is a tough test for the entire team and United need more leaders in the side to ensure that they can start making an actual claim for the title this season.

Rooney needs to lead from the front and most importantly he needs to score regularly again.

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William Dawson


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